FORMS OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT THAT WON'T WORK WHEN WE ALL LIVE IN OUTER SPACE

  1. The guillotine
  2. Death by hanging
  3. Crushing by elephant
  4. Trampling by horses
  5. Boiling to death
  6. Being Buried alive
    In what?
  7. Crucifixion
    Your body weight would not hurt you/pull at your puncture wounds
  8. Falling
  9. Keelhauling
  10. Pendulum