GUNS AND BOMBS AND MANATEES

I pulled up Google News, and these are the top stories this lovely morning:
  1. 40-50 shots fired in Ferguson
  2. U. S. Consulate in Turkey targeted as wave of attacks kill nine
  3. Car bomb in Kabul explodes, killing five
  4. Israeli soldiers shoot dead Palestinian who stabbed Israeli in West Bank
    Plus, what a bad headline. Did they shoot a dead body? Or did the shooting make an alive guy a dead guy??
  5. Donald Trump supports the use of U. S. ground troops to fight Islamic State in the Middle East
  6. FUCKING GUNS AND BOMBS
  7. WE ARE DOOMED
  8. Humans need to give up and let another species have a shot at this planet
  9. Like manatees
  10. I'd like to see an army of manatees
  11. They seem so chill and nonchalant
  12. They would never use guns or bombs
  13. They would just float around
  14. Mostly sleep
  15. Eat freshwater weeds
  16. And be at peace
  17. Manatopia