First of all, my dear Secret Santa, let me apologize. I have only written 696 lists which is probably not enough to really get to know me and/or what I like. I will get cracking on a few more post-haste. But anyway, here are a few things you can please get me for List App Secret Santa 2015. I would like approximately all of these ASAP. Thank you.
  1. 1.
    @molliekatzen's cooking and recipe-creation mojo.
  2. 2.
    @evan's sense of fashion, style and grace.
  3. 3.
    @vanzorn's word-smithing skills and ability to look dashing in brimmed hats.
  4. 4.
    @gwcoffey's computer programming ability and genuine human kindness.
  5. 5.
    @BillNovak's entire kaleidoscope collection and luxurious hair.
  6. 6.
    A complete set of Penguin Classics which you can buy from @PutnamBooks.
  7. 7.
    The ability to instantly recall 12,895 random and interesting facts like @mentalfloss so I am the life of every party I attend (in ever-increasing frequency).
  8. 8.
    A date with @bjnovak's sister, @keonovak. I will be a 98.6% gentleman, I promise.
  9. 9.
    A favorable review of the Great American Novel I'm working on by Michiko Kakutani in the @nytimes Sunday Book Review.
  10. 10.
    @bobbyhundreds's photographer's eye. And his Delorean.