HOW SHOULD I AVOID DYING OF BOREDOM DURING A CRAPPY WEBINAR? ➕➕

  1. I am making a noose
  2. So bored
  3. Want to be dead
  4. They are talking about "partnership pillars"
  5. It is a sales webinar
  6. They used the words "innovative platform"
  7. And "value-add"
  8. And "valued partner"
  9. And "evangelizing"
  10. And "first, a little bit of housekeeping"
  11. And "let's start digging in"
  12. And "customer-focused"
  13. Ugh give me poison
  14. Give me a guillotine
  15. Give me a weapon of mass destruction
  16. Ugh
  17. Argh
  18. So many bullet points
  19. Blergh
  20. Blargh
  21. Yurgh
  22. This webinar