HOW "THE FORCE AWAKENS" PLOT WOULD BE MUCH, MUCH SHORTER IF ONLY THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE HAD EMAIL

  1. SUBJECT: Map to Luke Skywalker
  2. PRIORITY: High
  3. Dear General Organa,
  4. Attached is a portion of a map to the location of your brother, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.
  5. Our droid, BB-8, asked us to tell you to power up your droid, R2-D2, who has the rest of the map.
  6. Hope you are well.
  7. Hello to Luke from all of us on Jakku!
  8. Cordially,
  9. Lor San Tekka
  10. Village Elder
  11. Jakku
  12. ATTACHMENT: MapToSkywalker.pdf
  13. Sent from my iPhone