HOW TO SAVE YOUR SOUL

Ok, that title is click bait. I don't believe in souls. A more apt title is "how to enjoy life, be a net positive to humanity, and feel good about yourself in the process." I even used an Oxford Comma for you guys. xoxo
  1. Always tip well.
  2. Say "please" and "thank you."
  3. Be forgiving.
  4. Focus more on people and experiences rather than materialism.
  5. When someone tells you something, really listen.
  6. Always try to tell the truth.
  7. Laugh
  8. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants
  9. Be especially kind to children, old people, and animals
  10. Clean up after yourself
  11. Talk to strangers
  12. Believe in yourself
  13. Be generous
  14. Don't be petty
  15. Let go your anger
  16. Take a lot of walks, barefoot when possible.
  17. Drink a lot of water
  18. Plant plants
  19. Know that eventually everything will be okay
  20. Breath in, breath out
  21. Exercise
  22. Each day has at least one joy. Remember that joy.
  23. Don't take on too many responsibilities
  24. Ask for help when you need it
  25. Social media is a waste of time
  26. Beware false friends
  27. Have sex regularly
  28. Hold the door for people
  29. Have patience
  30. Read the instructions
  31. Read books
  32. Turn off all your gadgets once in a while
  33. Visit beautiful places
  34. Don't start a bucket list. Choose one thing you've always wanted to do and FUCKING DO IT RIGHT NOW.
  35. Use sunscreen
  36. Don't smoke
  37. Recycle
  38. Cook
  39. Socialize
  40. Don't settle for a job you don't adore
  41. Stargaze
  42. Don't be cruel
  43. Write paper letters
  44. Try new things
  45. Keep learning
  46. Vote
  47. Be curious/ask questions
  48. Agree to disagree
  49. Don't forget to flush/put the seat back down
  50. Say "excuse me"
  51. Throw birthday parties for adults, too
  52. Use your limited time on Earth wisely. Sometimes, using your time wisely can mean Doing Absolutely Nothing.
  53. Give
  54. Play
  55. Rage on
  56. Smile
  57. Share
  58. Experiment
  59. Sing
  60. Jump
  61. Listen to records
  62. Love someone with abandon
  63. Dance
  64. Say "I'm sorry"
  65. Sound your barbaric YAWP
  66. Be vulnerable
  67. Simplify! Simplify! Simplify!