If you were able to choose the manner of your own death, how would you prefer to die?
  1. I would like every atom in my body to explode at the speed of light.
  2. I would like to slowly float off the earth and into the sky like balloon, waving goodbye at all my adoring fans below.
    Suggested by @DavidSeger
  3. End my final stand-up set by exploding into confetti.
    Suggested by @eliolsberg
  4. Slowly. Very slowly. Like I would just get closer and closer to death every day until some day in my mid-late eighties I decide it's probably time and slip away.
    Or a really far fall.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  5. While having sex so I'm cumming and going at the same time...
    Suggested by @helmkampf