IF SOMEONE SENT ME MY IDEAL CARE PACKAGE, THIS IS WHAT WOULD BE INSIDE 💚📦

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. 1.
    The lost suitcase of manuscripts Ernest Hemingway's wife left on a train
  2. 2.
    A lifetime supply of Green Tea Kit Kat candybars
  3. 3.
    The original, handwritten drafts of all of Shakespeare's plays
  4. 4.
    The Holy Grail
    Which I would promptly drink from and become immortal
  5. 5.
    A time machine that runs on air power, can't break, is paradox-proof and only works for me
  6. 6.
    A USB stick containing cures for all of the world's diseases
  7. 7.
    An actual Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  8. 8.
    A cashier's check in the amount of 47 billion dollars
  9. 9.
    Detailed information on the last days of Ambrose Bierce and Solomon Northrup
  10. 10.
    The Pulitzer-Prize-winning author, Jhumpa Lahiri who, as she emerges from the package, I discover is newly single and finds me hot and intellectually interesting
  11. 11.
    (Well what? It said "ideal")