IF YOU HAD THREE WISHES, WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?

And you can't wish for more wishes or wish that I let you wish for more wishes.
  1. Ice cream, spoon, bowl
    Suggested by   @sky
  2. Wings, Fins, and a bag for my things.
    Suggested by   @NickyB
  3. An affordable nice house in San Jose in a cute walkable area. A visit with Chris. Six months to just relax and not have obligations.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  4. Teleportation, mental encyclopedia, 3-day work week.
    Suggested by   @shantaroo
  5. Immortality, omniscience, no one under 30 ever sitting near me in a movie theater again
    Suggested by   @richardrushfield
  6. Powers of Superman, world peace, Jon Stewart does the Daily Show til one of us dies.
    Suggested by   @chuckp
  7. Personal packer, glam squad, four more hours of sleep.
    Suggested by   @olive
  8. 1) unlimited free first-class flights 2) omnilingualism 3) the ability to be well-rested and functioning on only 3 hours of sleep a night
    Suggested by   @rebeccaroanoke
  9. A billion dollars, that every human had enough food and a place to live, that three was five, Mars colony, ripped abs
    Suggested by   @evanp
  10. 1) my cat Danger could speak (English). 2) Danger would win Last Comic Standing (not because he's a cat but because he's the funniest). 3) Danger would still want to live with me and be my BFF.
    Suggested by   @alissamaynot