JUST HELP ME SWEAR, SIRI

Let's be honest with each other, Siri. You know what I'm trying to say. I know you know. So why not just be a pal and suggest the swear words I use all the time, every day? Because that would be duckling awesome.
  1. 1.
    No, my friend is not full of ships, Siri, my dear
  2. 2.
    And I was not talking about a mean mother duck here, alas
  3. 3.
    Heavens, this would only make sense if I traded in online currency, Siri
  4. 4.
    Nope, his name was not Bastion, I'm afraid
  5. 5.
    My professor should be ashamed for treating us so poorly in class. But, by golly, I was going for something...angrier
  6. 6.
    You're right, Siri, maybe I should speak more politely in front of the visiting British dignitaries, just now arrived for high tea
  7. 7.
    It's nice of you to think so, Siri, but I'm just this guy, you know?