Let's be honest with each other, Siri. You know what I'm trying to say. I know you know. So why not just be a pal and suggest the swear words I use all the time, every day? Because that would be duckling awesome.
  1. No, my friend is not full of ships, Siri, my dear
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  2. And I was not talking about a mean mother duck here, alas
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  3. Heavens, this would only make sense if I traded in online currency, Siri
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  4. Nope, his name was not Bastion, I'm afraid
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  5. My professor should be ashamed for treating us so poorly in class. But, by golly, I was going for something...angrier
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  6. You're right, Siri, maybe I should speak more politely in front of the visiting British dignitaries, just now arrived for high tea
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  7. It's nice of you to think so, Siri, but I'm just this guy, you know?
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