1. Clean up cold vomit
  2. Work on your taxes
  3. Talk to someone about any kind of insurance
  4. Answer the phone when you don't know who's calling
  5. Vomit right after you have your wisdom teeth out
  6. Entertain a friend who is visiting when you feel like crying in fetal position instead
  7. Talk your mom down from suicide when she calls you during the Super Bowl
  8. Shovel wet snow
  9. Chase a cockroach in order to kill it
    With the only thing you had at hand: an iPad.
  10. Move
    Boxes, packing, unpacking
  11. Break up with someone you still want to be around
  12. That couple hours of cold-sweaty madness before public speaking
  13. Washing windows
  14. Admit to a lie
  15. Get old
    Suggested by @evanp
  16. Fax
    Suggested by @AlexandraLouise
  17. Babysit unsuspecting children while their parents are at frightening doctors' appointments.
    Suggested by @SGGinNYC
  18. Wake up during a colonoscopy.
    Suggested by @karenelkinscohen