LIKE "SPORK" BUT COMBINING TWO TOOLS

Because I need more consumer choice at the Home Depot
  1. Stud finderouter
  2. Sawammer
  3. Wrenchainsaw
  4. Tape measuratchet
  5. Drillevel
  6. Socketable saw
  7. Box cutterench
  8. Clampliers
  9. Putty knifile
  10. Crowbariveter
  11. Hammewdriver
  12. Staple gunuts
  13. Chiseladder
  14. Sandpapawl
  15. Glutility knife
  16. Sawhorscraper
  17. Leathermanail gun