1. Hello!
  2. I'm Chris. I noticed you over here, not dancing, and I thought I'd ask "may I have this dance?"
  3. I've always wanted to ask someone just like that: "May I have this dance?" Ha ha.
  4. Oh, okay, good!
  5. I know, right? I don't know how to waltz either.
  6. Very nice to meet you, Audrey.
  7. Yeah, so....my roommate is a former roommate of the groom. How are you...
  8. Ah, have you known her for a long time?
  9. Oh, right. I knew she went to Albert Einstein for med school, yep.
  10. Yikes! Sorry. OK, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. And remember not to count out loud, Chris! Oooops...
  11. So what area of medicine do you specialize in?
  12. Very cool.
  13. Yeah so I'm a computer programmer. I work for myself. Mostly Web apps and iPad apps these days.
  14. I'm in North Carolina. Chapel Hill? Where are you from?
  15. Huh.
  16. Yep.
  17. You are very good at this! I feel like I have three left feet, if you want to know the truth. Or four.
  18. Ha hah ha. Shucks. Well, you flatter me, thank you.
  19. I know right?! I didn't get a plus one either! But there are like at least 350 guests here. The bride and groom are such thoughtless jerks!
  20. I kid, I kid.
  21. OK, here comes a spin!
  22. Keep spinning!
  23. OK, and now a dip!
  24. Whoa, look out another dip!
  25. That was lovely, thank you.
  26. Audrey. Yay! Nice meeting you.
  27. Would you like to get a drink during this fast one?
  28. Great!
  29. Haha, no, I don't know how to do the swing either...exactly. But if you show me where my feet should go, I'll give it a try!
  30. Haha, yes, when a swing number comes on I'll use the "May I have this dance?" line again. That worked, eh?