MY CHILDREN'S OPINIONS ON THE BEATLES (WHICH I ALWAYS HAVE ON HEAVY ROTATION)

  1. Izzie, 12: I think they're good, Dad. Pretty great, actually. They're just not my favorite band. Which is Owl City.
  2. Charlie, 9: I hate The Beatles. HATE. Okay, I don't hate them. Just kidding, Dad. But they are MERELY MEDIUM. But Owl City is way better.
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