Because @tombatten made a list about visiting @list and so I'm getting all up in his bandwagon grill
  1. You enter through this round door
  2. Then head down this long, dark hallway. That's @dev by the window. He was thinking about whether to add a "Calming Manatee" button to all lists, I'm told, and we were not to disturb him.
  3. Now you go down these stairs
  4. And past the dragon room. Apparently @sophia hangs out in here sometimes. This room is warmer (and more dangerous) than all the others.
  5. On your left, the first room you'll come to is the Bullet Point Room. All bullets for The List App lists are hand-tooled, stainless steel, painted black. BJ let me have these couple, hot out of the bullet point forge, as souvenirs. They each weight a half pound!
  6. The next room on your right: the Numbers Room. All numbers for numbered lists are carved out of renewable mahogany, grown exclusively for The List App.
  7. New beta features are constantly in the works. Here is @Nicholas and one of the developers working on something called "3-D Lists."
  8. This is @bjnovak's office. Where the magic happens.
  9. This is the paper storage closet.
  10. The chairs in the lobby were of a sort of newer (European?) design. I did not sit there long.
  11. All visitors are branded. Ouch! Here is mine:
  12. Every employee apparently gets a company car! Very cool.
  13. BJ let me out the back door. Thanks for the tour! And I ❤️ the logowear!