OTHER BRIEF HISTORIES OF TIME STEPHEN HAWKING SHOULD WRITE 🌍🌐🌞

I feel very strongly that Professor Hawking has not exploited his brand to the fullest potential yet.
  1. For example, these are the "Brief History of Time" books he's done so far:
  2. A Brief History of Time
    His penultimate book about life, the universe, blackholes, space-time and everything
  3. The Illustrated A Brief History of Time
    A condensed, illustrated version for people who did not understand a word of A Brief History of Time
  4. A Briefer History of Time
    A condensed, illustrated version for people who did not understand a word of The Illustrated A Brief History of Time
  5. My Brief History
    Mr. Hawking's cleverly-titled autobiography
  6. BUT HOW ABOUT THESE, HAWKING:
  7. An Even Briefer History of Time
    A condensed, illustrated version for people who did not understand a word of A Briefer History of Time
  8. The Briefest History of Time
    Just a one-page summary of An Even Briefer History of Time
  9. The Briefest History of Time board book
    A wordless picture book version of The Briefest History of Time for those cannot/cannot yet read
  10. The Briefest History of Time Non-Toxic, Wood Block Puzzle by Melissa & Doug (and Stephen Hawking)
  11. Or go the other direction:
  12. A Long-Winded History of Time
    A Brief History of Time, but with many adjectives and adverbs "augmenting" the text of the original
  13. A Brief History of Time: Nobel Laureate Edition
    An expanded version of A Brief History of Time that only Nobel Prize-winning astrophysicists can understand
  14. A History of Time in Real Time: A Minute-by-Minute History of Time From The Big Bang Until Right Now in Infinity Volumes
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