1. "@ErinFlaherty posted a list for the first time on the toilet."
  2. "@bjnovak posted a list for the first time in a while from @mindy's house."
  3. "@ChrisK posted his third list today. Click HERE to learn about the @list Mute feature."
  4. "@bobbyhundreds opened @list and we hoped he would post a list for the first time in a while but...he didn't 😞."
  5. "@jeremysomething posted a list for the first time at a velocity exceeding 300 MPH."
  6. "The list you just posted for the first time in a while led to five immediate blocks by these users: ____."
  7. "@dfly just posted a list for the first time that did not start with the word 'Thoughts'."
  8. "Your latest list was accidentally butt-relisted by @mallofamanda."
  9. "Your latest list has zero likes but you, personally, are still profoundly likeable."
  10. "You have not posted a list for the first time in a while. What gives?"
  11. "If you wait to post a list for 17 more days, everyone on @list will receive a '@ChrisK posted a list for the first time in a while' notification."
  12. "You are a beautiful person."
    We should each get this notification once a day, every day, until forever, regardless of whether we post a list for the first time in a while or not.