Other notification ideas in addition to "____ posted a list for the first time in a while."

  1. 1.
    "@ErinFlaherty posted a list for the first time on the toilet."
  2. 2.
    "@bjnovak posted a list for the first time in a while from @mindy's house."
  3. 3.
    "@ChrisK posted his third list today. Click HERE to learn about the @list Mute feature."
  4. 4.
    "@bobbyhundreds opened @list and we hoped he would post a list for the first time in a while but...he didn't 😞."
  5. 5.
    "@jeremysomething posted a list for the first time at a velocity exceeding 300 MPH."
  6. 6.
    "The list you just posted for the first time in a while led to five immediate blocks by these users: ____."
  7. 7.
    "@dfly just posted a list for the first time that did not start with the word 'Thoughts'."
  8. 8.
    "Your latest list was accidentally butt-relisted by @mallofamanda."
  9. 9.
    "Your latest list has zero likes but you, personally, are still profoundly likeable."
  10. 10.
    "You have not posted a list for the first time in a while. What gives?"
  11. 11.
    "If you wait to post a list for 17 more days, everyone on @list will receive a '@ChrisK posted a list for the first time in a while' notification."
  12. 12.
    "You are a beautiful person."
    We should each get this notification once a day, every day, until forever, regardless of whether we post a list for the first time in a while or not.