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  1. <ul>
  2. <li>Achievement Badges. People go crazy for these</li>
  3. <li>Auto-likes from BJBot</li>
  4. <li>bogus celebrity accounts</li>
  5. <li>private, x-rated lists</li>
  6. <li>list bullet point scrambler/randomizer button</li>
  7. <li>auto import of contacts and pictures from user's iPhone</li>
  8. <li>feature where someone's DRAFT list is "accidentally" published</li>
  9. <li>random list items have certain key words replaced with the phrase "in your pants"</li>
  10. <li>***all phone numbers auto import into bj's little black book</li>
  11. <li>delay adding a block feature as it annoys that chris kubica guy</li>
  12. <li>sponsored lists</li>
  13. <li>list product placement</li>
  14. <li>you only get 10 list bullet points per day but can in-app purchase more for $1 per bullet point. AKA make $$$ like those fucking candy crush guys</li>
  15. <li>button to make the top trending lists automatically become dev's lists so he gets hella followers</li>
  16. <li>list dumbness algorithm. If your list is below the threshold and too dumb you can't publish it</li>
  17. <li>earn $$ by dishing dirt and unfounded juicy gossip on people</li>
  18. <li>allow the HTML FLASH/blink AND MARQUEE tags</li>
  19. <li>allow spacer.gifs</li>
  20. <li>listapp for Zunes</li>
  21. <li>grocery lists where you can one-click buy everything on amazon</li>
  22. <li>more cowbell</li>
  23. <li>allow to do lists where user can cross stuff out</li>
  24. <li>Dislike button</li>
  25. <li>earn points/achievements every time you mention 'the book with no pictures'</li>
  26. <li>add a button like the close button in elevators that inexplicably doesn't seem to do anything</li>
  27. <li>Relax, this list is a joke</li>
  28. </ul>