1. Total Lists: 57,453
  2. Total Lists about Star Wars: 8,721
  3. Total lists with "Ewok" in the title: 2
    I think this one is actually true
  4. Total times lurkers on List App who have never posted a list ALMOST posted a list but then decided not to: 2,455
  5. Total times people sent a celebrity a list request that was really just OMG HI HI HI PLEASE FOLLOW ME: 42
  6. Total utterly under-appreciated lists: 320
    Especially the one I wrote about the guy stuck in the time loop COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS GUYS
  7. Total un-posted drafts that contain a shocking secret about the list author: 556
  8. Total un-posted drafts with "Ewok" in the list title: 2
  9. Total times @bjnovak has used his Founders-Only "Double Plus Like" button: 1,091
  10. Total lists that contain awful dad jokes: 989
  11. Total @list founders who have a dad who wrote a book about Lee Iacocca: 1
  12. Number of List App users I have given actual, long, lingering hugs to IRL: 4
    I think. But come over. I'll hug you also.
  13. Lists @ChrisK wrote that caused someone to block or unfollow him because they had "had it up to here with that goddam guy": 8
  14. Total List App users who have "hooked up" and/or "gotten biddy" IRL after meeting on List App: 18
  15. Total List App users who are "getting biddy" right this very minute: 3
    Think about that math for a sec
  16. Total List App comments that contain overt flirting: 8,301
  17. Total List App users who have died while writing a list: 1
  18. Total lists we will never read because you people got all shy and deleted them: 3,400
  19. Author of the very first list: Alexander Graham Bell
  20. Total lists written while driving: 444
    Be careful!
  21. Total lists written on the can: 28,789
    Be honest
  22. Total times @Vogue should follow @john: 10,000
  23. Date of the very best list: October 15, 2015
    And beyond...