A few yrs ago, my dad gave me dating advice & said the best way to get dates was to talk to folks while they get something at the meat counter at the grocery store. I LOL'd at him. Since then, many people I've laughingly told this to said it would totes work on them. WHA? Is this true? Would these work on you? If not, what would while buying meat?
  1. That's one fine-looking set of ribs you've got...
  2. Shish-kebabs!? You and me both!
  3. I'll tell you how I make lamb stew, if you tell me how you're going to grill that porterhouse.
  4. What are you using all that ground turkey for, pray tell?
  5. What wine would you pair with these beautiful brats I just got?
  6. I see you're getting some flounder. I've never made that. Do you cook it eyes-up?
  7. Wild-caught or farm-raised salmon?
  8. I'll bet you like your veal rare, too, amirite?
  9. I hear tilapia is a bottom-feeder...
  10. Say, have you heard what the new white meat is?
  11. Whoa, that's a lot of scallops. May I join you?
  12. Do you have any interest in seeing my grill?
  13. Have you ever had liver with fava beans and a nice chianti?
  14. Man, do I crave a pork butt.
  15. Oh my God, I was about to ask for that same cornish hen. Good eye, you!
  16. (Okay, these are all kind of joke-y because I simply cannot imagine saying anything that would not immediately embarrass me 😳 and creep the Hell out of the other person 😨 upon hearing it.)
  17. (I dare someone to try any of these and then create a list with the results (including responses, if any!))
  18. To the butcher: "Just one please..." [turns to hottie beside you] "Unless.......?"
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  19. Nice to "meat" you
    Someone actually said this to me once at a meat counter while holding a steak or something. I laughed awkwardly. He didn't have a follow-up, so we just kind of stood there for a few second until I walked away.
    Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke