RECEIPT? Y/N

Why do gasoline pumps ask so many fucking questions nowadays?
  1. Receipt? Y/N
  2. Carwash? Y/N
  3. Wax? Y/N
  4. Debit? Y/N
  5. Enter PIN
  6. Select Grade
  7. Lift handle
  8. Begin fueling
  9. --FUELING--
  10. Coke 6-Pack? Y/N
  11. Join fuel club? Y/N
  12. 2 lb. potato chips? Y/N
  13. Buffalo jerky? Y/N
  14. Got the time? Y/N
  15. Paper? Y/N
  16. Plastic? Y/N
  17. Believe in God? Y/N
  18. Believe in Santa? Y/N
  19. R U Naughty? Y/N
  20. Glass half full? Y/N
  21. Happy? Y/N
  22. Satisfied? Y/N
  23. Apply for job? Y/N
  24. Join mailing list? Y/N
  25. Join email list? Y/N
  26. Opt in? Y/N
  27. Scared to death? Y/N
  28. Democrat? Y/N
  29. Do you vote? Y/N
  30. Join savings club? Y/N
  31. Apply for Credit Card? Y/N
  32. Monthly ice cube subscription? Y/N
  33. Boxers? Y/N
  34. Briefs? Y/N
  35. Boxer-briefs? Y/N
  36. Mustaches sexy? Y/N
  37. Beard sexy? Y/N
  38. Body Wax? Y/N
  39. Overweight? Y/N
  40. Overtired? Y/N
  41. Like to read? Y/N
  42. You like good time? Y/N
  43. Sign up for coupons? Y/N
  44. Share your data? Y/N
  45. Enter Name
  46. Enter SSN
  47. Enter DOB
  48. Enter Phone
  49. Enter Address
  50. Enter Zip
  51. Enter Email
  52. Enter Checking Acct #
  53. Enter Everything
  54. Tired of rat race? Y/N
  55. --PROCESSING--
  56. Receipt? Y/N
  57. --RECEIPT PRINTING--
  58. PLEASE SEE ATTENDANT