SIMILAR-LOOKIN'/SOUNDIN' WORDS. VEEEERY DIFFERENT MEANINGS. ➕➕

  1. Cardassian. Kardashian.
    (TV show idea: Star Trek: Keeping Up With the Cardassians)
  2. Dan Rather. Man lather.
  3. Christian Altar. Christian Slater.
  4. Sax. Sex.
  5. Kin. Kind.
    GRATUITOUS HAMLET REFERENCE
  6. Skyscraper. Tongue-scraper.
  7. Marble. Mabel.
  8. Dessert. Desert.
  9. Ass. Asp.
  10. Ladder. Letter.
  11. Morgan Freeman. Gordon Freeman.
  12. Quite. Quiet.
  13. Idaho. I dunno.
  14. Boobs. Bobs.
  15. Draft. Raft. Daft. Draught.
  16. Movie plot. Movie lot.
  17. Snack. Snake.
  18. Salve. Save. Slave.
  19. Toilet. Toilette.
  20. Penis. Pens. Penne.
  21. Slash. Sash. Lash. Ash.
  22. Worst. Wurst.
  23. Hose. Hoes. Ho ho ho.
  24. Santa. Satan.
  25. Novak. Nose vacuum.
  26. Balloon. Buffoon.
  27. Mark Ruffilo. Dark buffalo.
  28. Farts. Forts.
  29. Cum. Comb.
  30. Friends List. Franz Liszt.
  31. Message me. Massage me.
  32. Batter up! Butter up.
  33. Thanks. Tanks. Tom Hanks.
  34. Vitamin C. Bite a man's seat.
  35. Buddha. Gouda.
  36. Cigarette butt. Rhett Butler.