SIX THINGS I AM INSECURE ABOUT
I'm not fishing for compliments. I know these are mostly irrational insecurities, but I feel them anyway.
- •That my nose is too big/ugly/knobby
- •That my voice is too nasal-y/whine-y sounding
- •That my little 43-three-year-old-dude muffin top looks super not sexy when I wear slim-fit jeans
- •That I bore the fuck out of people by monologuing at them
- •That my bitten-down fingernails are woefully unattractive
- •That I let my kids (9 & 12) watch too many YouTube videos that contain swearing and therefore I must be a terrible, no-good, very bad dad