SIX THINGS I AM INSECURE ABOUT
I'm not fishing for compliments. I know these are mostly irrational insecurities, but I feel them anyway.
- 1.That my nose is too big/ugly/knobby
- 2.That my voice is too nasal-y/whine-y sounding
- 3.That my little 43-three-year-old-dude muffin top looks super not sexy when I wear slim-fit jeans
- 4.That I bore the fuck out of people by monologuing at them
- 5.That my bitten-down fingernails are woefully unattractive
- 6.That I let my kids (9 & 12) watch too many YouTube videos that contain swearing and therefore I must be a terrible, no-good, very bad dad