STREET SIGN GUIDE TO RELATIONSHIPS

  1. 1.
    Speed hump
    I have to leave for work in 15 minutes. Do you have time for a quickie?
  2. 2.
    Bridge ices before road
    Sometimes I think everything is going great and then all of a sudden we're both spinning out of control.
  3. 3.
    No U-turn
    There's no going back to the way it was.
  4. 4.
    Stop
    You're hurting me. Please don't. Please stop hurting me. I'm crying.
  5. 5.
    Yield
    I'm right. You're wrong. Admit it. For once, admit that you are wrong.
  6. 6.
    Duck crossing
    Please come cuddle me on the couch and then let's binge watch a bunch of episodes of The Twilight Zone.
  7. 7.
    No passing
    I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable. This is one of my non-negotiable items. If you do that again, we are done.
  8. 8.
    Men at work
    I think we need some couples counseling.
  9. 9.
    Pay toll
    Sometimes, our relationship takes a lot of time, effort and energy. But it's fucking worth it. ❤️
  10. 10.
    Dead end
    We are at the end. I think we should break up.
  11. 11.
    Keep right
    I will always try to do right by you.
  12. 12.
    Deer crossing
    We have some obstacles in front of us right now, but if we hold hands and go fast we should be able to plow through them together.
  13. 13.
    Do not enter
    I am not ready to share that with you yet.
  14. 14.
    Falling rocks ahead
    We can navigate this hard thing as a team even if it means we're both going to get a little banged up in the process.
  15. 15.
    One way
    I don't know why you're being so stubborn about this.
  16. 16.
    No right turn
    I feel like whatever I say to you, it is wrong.
  17. 17.
    Rest area - 1 mile
    I see that you've had a hard day. Come inside. Take off your shoes. Sit down. I will make you some tea and put you under a blanket. Rest. Rest in me. I'm right here.