1. Speed hump
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    I have to leave for work in 15 minutes. Do you have time for a quickie?
  2. Bridge ices before road
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    Sometimes I think everything is going great and then all of a sudden we're both spinning out of control.
  3. No U-turn
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    There's no going back to the way it was.
  4. Stop
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    You're hurting me. Please don't. Please stop hurting me. I'm crying.
  5. Yield
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    I'm right. You're wrong. Admit it. For once, admit that you are wrong.
  6. Duck crossing
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    Please come cuddle me on the couch and then let's binge watch a bunch of episodes of The Twilight Zone.
  7. No passing
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    I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable. This is one of my non-negotiable items. If you do that again, we are done.
  8. Men at work
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    I think we need some couples counseling.
  9. Pay toll
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    Sometimes, our relationship takes a lot of time, effort and energy. But it's fucking worth it. ❤️
  10. Dead end
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    We are at the end. I think we should break up.
  11. Keep right
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    I will always try to do right by you.
  12. Deer crossing
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    We have some obstacles in front of us right now, but if we hold hands and go fast we should be able to plow through them together.
  13. Do not enter
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    I am not ready to share that with you yet.
  14. Falling rocks ahead
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    We can navigate this hard thing as a team even if it means we're both going to get a little banged up in the process.
  15. One way
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    I don't know why you're being so stubborn about this.
  16. No right turn
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    I feel like whatever I say to you, it is wrong.
  17. Rest area - 1 mile
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    I see that you've had a hard day. Come inside. Take off your shoes. Sit down. I will make you some tea and put you under a blanket. Rest. Rest in me. I'm right here.