STUFF I'M SELLING AND YOU ARE BUYING

  1. Time-shares
  2. Acai berries
  3. Junk bonds
  4. Flipped houses
  5. Pyramid schemes
  6. Lemon cars
  7. Drugs not approved by the FDA
  8. Children
  9. Forged paintings
  10. Fake IDs
  11. Imitation crab meat
  12. Mock turtle-necks
  13. Shares in my startup
  14. Water rights
  15. Carbon emissions credits
  16. Passage from Mexico to America
  17. Escort services
  18. The domain name you want
  19. An hour with your mom