(I saw all these on my way to Long Island today to work for the US Dept. of Homeland Security. Yep, my day job is being Jack Ryan. Kinda.)
  1. THIS FLOOR WILL MAKE YOU SLIDE INTO SECOND BASE
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  2. THIS WAY TO THE CASTE SYSTEM
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  3. WE DID NOT ASK FOR A KIOSK NEXT TO STARBUCKS AND YET HERE WE ARE ANYWAY
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  4. THE BOOKS WE WERE PAID BY PUBLISHERS TO FACE OUT HERE
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  5. PEOPLE EMERGING FROM MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PORTAL IN FLOOR HERE
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  6. NO SMOKING WHILE FLOATING IN OCEAN
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  7. LIGHTSABER STORAGE AREA BELOW
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  8. CAN YOU FIND THE NINE, GLOW-IN-THE-DARK, BARE-CHESTED TODDLERS WITH LONG NIPPLES ON BOARD THE AIRCRAFT?
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  9. CAUTION: LASER TRIANGLE MAY CUT OFF YOUR FEET AND HANDS AS YOU PASS THROUGH IT
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  10. BEWARE: ELATED TRAVELERS SKIPPING AND JUMPING AHEAD
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  11. FRENCH OCEAN ROOM
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  12. WE DIDN'T KNOW DOGS WERE ALLOWED IN AIRPORTS EITHER LET ALONE THIS BATHROOM-SIZED DOG PARK
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  13. THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY A ROOM, JUST A LOCKED DOOR TO NOTHING
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  14. NO REALLY ARE YOU AN I.T. PERSON? ALL OUR COMPUTERS GOT BROKE.
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