The Olympics need an official-sport-refresh. Here are some ideas.
  1. 100 meter napping
  2. Marathon book-reading
  3. Synchronized kindness
  4. Seven minutes in heaven
  5. Dodge ball
  6. Speed crossword puzzle-solving
  7. Pokémon-catching
  8. Snake-charming
  9. Pie-eating
  10. Global thermonuclear war-mongering