TEN STAR WARS: EPISODE 8 SUBTITLE IDEAS

(SPOILERS TOWARD BOTTOM OF LIST FYI) In case the writers are stumped for clever ideas
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Star
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge And Guarded With All Our Spaceships
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge And Guarded With All Our Spaceships and We Didn't Make Any Blueprints For It Available In Digital Format
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge And Guarded With All Our Spaceships and We Didn't Make Any Blueprints For It Available In Digital Format and Han Solo Is Still Alive
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge And Guarded With All Our Spaceships and We Didn't Make Any Blueprints For It Available In Digital Format and Han Solo Is Still Alive We're Sorry
    That Made You Sad
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    Star Wars, Episode 8: The Even Bigger Death Star That's Actually the Size of a Red Super-Giant Star That Has No Weaknesses This Time And Can Fire Like An Automatic Weapon With No Time Required to Recharge And Guarded With All Our Spaceships and We Didn't Make Any Blueprints For It Available In Digital Format and Han Solo Is Still Alive We're Sorry
    That Made You Sad and This Time We Added a Main Character Robot That's Not Like We Added Another Smaller R2-D2 To Star Wars and a Bad Seed Jedi Student Did Not Really Kill All the Children Jedi Students AGAIN Without a Master Jedi Teacher Sensing It Beforehand Or at Least Sensing the Bad Seed Jedi In Advance and Expelling Him Before He Massacred Everyone Such That We are Back to Just One Gloomy Hermit Master Jedi Again and By the Way Next Time the Gloomy Hermit Master Jedi Will Be Female