TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

These are all real books.
  1. Wigger
    I own this. It's actually an amazing/moving (and rare) children's book by the author of The Princess Bride. But "wigger" means something else now, alas.
  2. The Muffin Muncher
    What if it really was about that? And look at that grin.
  3. The pocket book of boners by Dr. Seuss
    A fun-loving collection of erect penises
  4. Little Black Sambo
    I had a slightly less offensive audio (record!) version of this as a kid. I can still remember the jingle-y songs from it. Eek.
  5. Who cares about disabled people?
    I sure don't.
  6. The house that crack built
    An unfortunate pun on a cute nursery rhyme.
  7. Everything I want to do is illegal
    And after reading this, adulthood will seem even less fun.
  8. Queer Little Folks by Harriet Beecher Stowe
  9. All My Friends are Dead
    I actually love this very funny book. http://bit.ly/1hEC6qX
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey