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  1. I'll have a large order of the blood of my enemies and a small Oreo McFlurry
    Suggested by   @sky
  2. Umm... I think... Ummm... I want a - no, never mind... Uhhhh... Oh gosh, I've been standing here for like five minutes and didn't even look at the menu... Ummm...
    Suggested by   @rebeccaroanoke
  3. Quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a coke.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  4. I need a gallon of Mac sauce, a manager's shoelace, 70 vegan bacon cheeseburgers, hold the pretentiousness, 4 chalupas and a kiss.
    Suggested by   @olive
  5. Clubhouse meal, snack size M&M McFlurry, and my dignity back please
    Suggested by   @p
  6. Are you still selling two Apple Pies for a dollar? I'll take that.
    Suggested by   @sippey
  7. Yes, I'd like $15 an hour and a side of fries.
    Suggested by   @KelseyKapow
  8. Oh- hey. Sorry. Hello? Hi, yeah, I'll take, I'll do a number 7. No bun. Yeah, just the meat patty. And you know what? Can I get an extra meat patty replacing the top bun and another for the bottom. So yeah- 3 meat patties. And a 6 piece nugget meal. No breading on the nuggets themselves. Just the naked, bleached, compressed meat chunk. That's it!
    Suggested by   @Hadlock
  9. A bowl of quinoa and a keg of beer.
    Suggested by   @evan