THE 10 GERMIEST THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERY DAY 😷
A light and lively lunchtime list
- 1.Everything in your bathroom if you flush the toilet with the seat cover openWhich releases a fine mist of urine and fecal matter up to five feet away from the toilet. Yum, poopy toothbrushes and contact lenses and lipsticks!
- 2.The bottom of your purseWhich you put down in so many rank and gross places THINK ABOUT IT
- 3.Your smart phoneWhich I'm sure you never clean with alcohol wipes
- 4.The kitchen spongeWhich you haven't changed since 2009
- 5.Your computer mouse and keyboardWhich you cough and sneeze and snot on ALL DAY
- 6.Your game controllersEspecially if you have teenagers who don't wash hands after pooping
- 7.The bottoms of your shoesWhich walk all day long in horrific goops
- 8.The steering wheel of your carWhich you have never ever cleaned or sanitized
- 9.Your kid's car seatJust imagine all the E. coli and other nasties crawling around in that car seat cover!
- 10.The arms of your living room sofaWhere you regularly sprawl naked with your significant other(s?) and release/smear all manner of bodily sauces
- 11.ENJOY YOUR LUNCH LISTAPP PALS 💋