THE LORD OF THE RINGS BOOKS IF TOLD FROM THE POINT-OF-VIEW OF SAURON

Spoilers
  1. Where Is Frodo? Oh, There He Is. Sending Nazgûl On Horseback (Even Though They Each Also Have a Flying Dragon They Could Ride).
  2. Hmmmm. Still Can't Find Frodo. I Hope Saruman Wins. Crap, He Didn't.
  3. Time to Attack Everyone With All I've Got! Srsly, Though, Where is Fro—OH SHIT THERE HE IS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"