THE RULES OF FIGHT CLUB

  1. 1.
    You do not talk about Fight Club
  2. 2.
    *You do not talk about Fight Club*
  3. 3.
    Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over
  4. 4.
    Only two guys to a fight
  5. 5.
    One fight at a time, fellas
  6. 6.
    No shirts, no shoes
  7. 7.
    Fights will go on as long as they have to
  8. 8.
    If this is your first night at Fight Club, you *have* to fight