THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T MIND PRETENDING ABOUT

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    Using dye to pretend your hair isn't gray
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    Pretend diamonds
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    Pretend wood that is actually sawdust with a simulated, wood-like veneer
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    Pretend maple syrup
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    Pretend "small town feeling" added to modern suburban neighborhoods
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    The pretend intimacy of social media
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    Pretend leather
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    Adding pretend "old-time-y-ness" to a photo using a sepia filter
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    Pretend wasabi at most sushi restaurants which is actually horseradish dyed green
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    Pretend friendships