VIDEO GAMES I'D BE SCARED TO KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT PLAYING IN MY LIFE

Don't play many games now. But in my youth...
  1. Zelda II: Adventures of Link
    Played during a whole year of undergrad
  2. Portal Series
    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
  3. The Half Life Series
    Head crabs FTW
  4. Risk
    On my Mac Plus
  5. Mombasa
    A virtually unknown mahjong-kinda game
  6. Hollywood Hijinx
    And other Infocom text-based adventure games. Played a lot of these with my Dad. Awwwww.
  7. The Myst Series
    Myst and Riven, specifically
  8. The Bard's Tale
    Spent most middle school lunch hours playing this
  9. Civilization
    Used to really be into Simulation games
  10. SimCity
  11. Lemonade Stand
    On an Apple IIe
  12. Minecraft
    Play a lot of "LAN worlds" with my kids
  13. Tiny Wings
    Spent waaaaaaay too much time getting every achievement in this stupid game
  14. Night Stalker
    Intellivision
  15. Munch Man
    Pac-Man ripoff on my dad's TI99-4A