WAYS I AM ANNOYING
Let me count the ways. Feel free to add more ways that I annoy you. I can take it.
- •Texting people pictures of me in bed during the day while they are at work in their cubicle
- •Not replying to letters in a timely manner
- •Singing loudly along with music playing in my car when other people are riding with me
- •Overtagging @mlb in lists about ghosts or whales
- •Overtagging @gwcoffey in lists that mention Apple, Inc.
- •Poking fun of how people pronounce wordsLike how @mlb says "skeledon" instead of "skeleton" Oooooops I did it again.
- •Never remembering to send @evan the pictures I told him I'd send him weeks ago
- •Being too active on @list
- •Humble bragging about stuff
- •Being passive-aggressive sometimes
- •Telling dad jokes
- •Using bad puns
- •Telling people I'll wait until they catch up to me in Mad Men and then "accidentally" watching 8 more episodes without them
- •Misinterpreting text messages
- •Asking to spoon you but then complaining that you are making me too hot
- •Telling my mom and dad I'll call them every day for two weeks and then forgeting to call them
- •Telling someone I'll read a certain book but then just leave it on my nightstand for months without starting it.