WEIGHT WATCHERS ALTERNATIVES

Each plan guaranteed to help you lose 92% of your body weight in 2 weeks or you get a full, 92% refund!
  1. Weight Touchers
    You are sent super-realistic plastic food each week that you may touch and hold and caress and covet and arrange on plates but it is not edible
  2. Weight Smellers
    Regular installments of scratch-n-sniff stickers for decadent, 10-course meals in your mailbox
  3. Weight Tasters
    Have a party where parts of a meal are passed around and everyone attending gets just one lick of each thing
  4. Weight Listeners
    Someone is in a room eating something awesome and delicious in front of a microphone. You are in the next room listening to that person eat in front of a speaker.