WEIGHT WATCHERS ALTERNATIVES
Each plan guaranteed to help you lose 92% of your body weight in 2 weeks or you get a full, 92% refund!
- •Weight TouchersYou are sent super-realistic plastic food each week that you may touch and hold and caress and covet and arrange on plates but it is not edible
- •Weight SmellersRegular installments of scratch-n-sniff stickers for decadent, 10-course meals in your mailbox
- •Weight TastersHave a party where parts of a meal are passed around and everyone attending gets just one lick of each thing
- •Weight ListenersSomeone is in a room eating something awesome and delicious in front of a microphone. You are in the next room listening to that person eat in front of a speaker.