Be honest. Also, what should I name him in case he decides to hang around?
  1. The turtle:
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  2. Are you sure that's not a snake in an army helmet?
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  3. Sarge (short for sargent)
    Suggested by @elooto
  4. "All-the-way-down."
    Suggested by @evan