WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TURTLE THAT'S IN MY BACK YARD? 🐢

Be honest. Also, what should I name him in case he decides to hang around?
  1. The turtle:
  2. Are you sure that's not a snake in an army helmet?
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  3. Sarge (short for sargent)
    Suggested by   @elooto
  4. "All-the-way-down."
    Suggested by   @evan