WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT THE "COLA WARS"

  1. Coca-Cola
  2. Pepsi Cola
  3. Advertisements
  4. Television
  5. Young women in bikinis
  6. Glass bottles of soda, glistening with condensation
  7. Did either cola win?
  8. I think Coca-cola won
  9. But maybe not
  10. Wasn't there Cola of Mass Destruction (CMD)?
  11. Are we still fighting the Cola Wars?