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  1. One time I accidentally sent a new client this:
  2. "Sure, no problem. I will have that to you shortly. Just give me a sex."
  4. "I'm sorry for any incontinence this may have caused"..., um, 'inconvenience'
    Suggested by @jest
  5. "I've been continuously creaming all day" (SCREAMING!!!!!)
    Suggested by @yikes
  6. "Hi Dr. Creepy"
    Email to a professor named Dr. Creevy. This probably happens to her all the time.
    Suggested by @shainadesai
  7. "Christ wanted to leave with little fanfare."
    Not my typo, but on a work email to the whole building! It was supposed to say Chris, and explain that our security guard Chris had left the organization. 😭
    Suggested by @eijafayaya
  8. "Last day for Lucy"
    I meant to say lazy. Cursed autocorrect! She does look dead in the photos though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Suggested by @Perchlakegirl
  9. Not mine but my friend wrote "sphincter" suggests... instead of "spinster" suggests... when he was annotating the poem, Havisham, in class
    Suggested by @_sarah
  10. In an introduction of an Of Mice and Men essay someone wrote "Of mice and men" is an novel by John Sinclair (his own name) instead of John Steinbeck. The teacher found it hilarious and so that's how the whole class found out 😂
    Suggested by @_sarah
  11. Constantinipple instead of Constantinople.
    Suggested by @rachhello
  12. Sending an email to another department, I meant to type the word 'account'. I inadvertently left the 'o' out. Oops 😳
    Suggested by @jpbateson
  13. A press release in which I described our firm as being in "pubic relations." Caught it before it went out. In hindsight, kinda wish I hadn't.
    Suggested by @readjulia
  14. I know a girl who texted her mom "I think I just blew a dude" but she meant fuse
    Suggested by @ess
  15. Tried to send a picture to my friend of our art teacher, Mr. Dick, in a leather jacket which I found funny because our teachers always wear ties and slacks to school. So I texted my friend the picture with the (intended) caption "mr. Dick in leather 😂" but it auto-corrected to "my dick in leather 😂" 😳😳
    Suggested by @imc