You know. If you were on death row.
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    A live kitten.
    Suggested by Chris Kubica. Because this would upset @mlb but so what later that day I am executed.
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    Whole free range pardon with a side of new identity.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
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    An inmate on death row in the men's prison (with his consent).
    So I can fulfill his sentencing and go down in history as a literal man eater. 😈
    Suggested by @olive
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    broiled lamb with garlic, vinaigrette, and feta cheese on top. I would eat it like a starving wolf and not even floss afterward.
    Suggested by @connur
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    Arsenic laced salami sandwich from Larchmont Village Wine and Cheese
    A tasty lil suicide: the govt doesn't get to kill me! Only I can kill me! (well, with a lil help from the sandwich man)
    Suggested by @linzamauve
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    A perfectly cooked whale steak
    Figuring it will take them at least a couple of weeks to get it right.
    Suggested by @p
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    An Indian food buffet πŸ›
    THE ENTIRE THING - the multiple dishes, the rice, the naan, the pakoras ect and it must come complete with a really hot wet napkin like my favorite restaurant does. I'm hoping I can eat myself to death before they "do the honors."
    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
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    A full Spanish meal cooked by my seΓ±ora Nieves who hosted me during my study abroad. Paella, croquettas, jamon Serrano, and literally everything else she ever cooked all with a glass of Rioja that keeps being refilled when I'm not looking my host father Antonio.
    Suggested by @e
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    Potatoes in all forms. Mashed, tots, twice-baked, hashbrowns, fries, sweet potatoes, chips, deep fried mashed potato balls, regular baked, etc. Ahh thinking of this is making me so happy/hungry
    Suggested by @pocketpenguin
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    Three bottles of decent tequila.
    Suggested by @alissamaynot
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    Beef Terriyaki, Crab Rangoon and White Rice from Brigham Circle Chinese in Boston
    Suggested by @sky
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    All my favorite soul food, followed by a whole plate of fried shrimp
    I developed a shrimp allergy around age 11-12... But I would eat 'em again if I was dead before the hives set in.
    Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke
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    Sushi. preferably sushi park, but I'd settle for sugarfish if I had to.
    Suggested by @stacymichelle