WHAT YODA SAYS DURING SEX

  1. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
  2. You must unfasten what you have fastened.
  3. Climax. Or climax not. There is no fake.
  4. Deeper, you must go.
  5. Lube, more you must use.
  6. Cum, I must.
  7. Always in motion is your ass.
  8. Condoms, we must use.
  9. Fuck you I can, yes.
  10. Patience you must have, my young padawan.
  11. Powerful you have become; the kinky side I sense in you.
  12. Once you start down my dark path, forever will it dominate your ecstasy.
  13. Easily I flow.
  14. Fear is the path to my back side.
  15. Feel my Force!
  16. You will find only what you stick in.
  17. Ass play. Rimming. A Jedi craves not these things.
  18. Not if anything to suck about it I have!
  19. Mudhole? Slimy? My mouth, this is!
  20. Your sex toys. You will not need them.
  21. Good sexual relations with the Wookies, I have.
  22. Mine! Or I will spank you not!
  23. When 900 years old you reach, lick as good you will not.
  24. That. Is why you felate.
  25. There. Is. A. Noth. Er. Mouth. Fuck. Errrrrrrrrr.