Because absurdism
  1. Loquacious
  2. Sedentary
  3. Armadillo
  4. Corollary
  5. Definitive
  6. Beneficial
  7. Yesteryear
  8. Fortitude
  9. Galvanize
  10. Portentous
  11. Ante penultimate
    Suggested by @markravina
  12. Door hinge
    Suggested by @zkamenetz
  13. Frog
    Suggested by @Caitlin
  14. 2012 Red Grand Jeep Cherokee
    Suggested by @Samuel