YODA

  1. Is greenish
  2. Is old
  3. Is short
    Though size matters not
  4. Uses a cane
  5. Is strong with The Force
  6. Lives on Dagobah for a while
  7. Has a stupid laugh
  8. Becomes a ghost after death
  9. Lies to Luke
  10. Flips all over the place when fighting Palpatine
  11. Speaks in backward-sounding sentences
  12. Is the subject of a funny Weird Al Yankovic song
  13. Is a Jedi Master
  14. Means well
  15. Is male
  16. Can see the future, sort of
  17. Likes tacos