YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THE NEW JJ ABRAMS STAR WARS TRILOGY
Please suggest your hopes and dreams. Here are mine:
- •No characters like Jar Jar
- •No cute characters at all
- •A sarlacc, strong with the force, that climbs out of its hole and has a lightsaber battle
- •A new kind of stormtrooper. Jungletrooper. Aquatrooper. Cavetrooper. Cheftrooper. Sextrooper.
- •More cool yoda flipping/acrobatics. For the laughs.
- •Lotsa Greedos
- •A Sith with an amusing name. Like Darth Binky Boo.
- •Any character with a normal name. Like Bob Johnson. Y-wing pilot Bob Johnson. Or Bob Fett.
- •No sound in outer space
- •Nothing at all resembling a Death Star
- •Or if there is a Death Star, a Death Star with a different weakness
- •No one riding lizards
- •More Carbonite
- •Harrison Ford in a metal bikini
- •No George Lucas