A road trip with my daughter to Colorado

My daughter just turned 7 and we are driving up to a small town in Colorado from my house in the Dallas area. these are the events throughout our adventure.....God help me......
  1. 0440- I wake up with hope of a great trip. The car is packed. The kiddo is asleep and I need to get my morning moving to get on the road.
    Number of times I stub a toe-1 Number of times I forget something upstairs-4 Current song in my head- "Amarillo Sky"
  2. 0520- Car is ready and running. Kiddo is now asleep in the back seat. I'm hoping I can make it a To 0700 before she wakes up.
    She woke up at 0525 and hungry Number of street lights before getting coffee-3 Number of times she says she is hungry before coffee-6 Number of times "Let it go" has played before coffee-2 Current song in my head- "Don't stop me now"
  3. 0700- 1st pit stop of the trip. Need gas and to stretch our legs. Kiddo has been good since she ate and is playing with her toys. Although I am pretty sure the toys are telling her to mess with me....
    Number of times she has tapped me on the head with a toy-4 Number of times "Let it go" has played- 5 Current song in my head - "rap god"
  4. 0820- ok, I'm pretty sure she and her toys are plotting against me. They have been set up in a flanking position behind the passenger side seat. She keeps telling me that "everything will be ok"
    I don't believe her! Number of times she has talked like the devil-3 Number of times she has mentioned my disappearance-2 Number of times "Let it go" has played-9 Current song in my head- nothing...I'm just trying to block out let it go.
  5. 0900- she fell asleep, and I'm glad she can sleep in the car. She has been a little bit different this trip for some reason. But we are making good time.
    Everytime she moves it sounds like she is talking but I can't make it out. Number of hours we have been on the road-4.5 Number of times she has told me she doesn't want to drive there anymore-4 Number of semi trucks she has gotten to honk-3 Number of times "Let it go" has played-13 Current song in my head- "welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order" I might be losing it...
  6. 1145- She is up, lunch is done and we are back at it. She has started building something in the back but I don't know what it is. I hope she is willing to clean it up later!
    She is now looking at me like I'm an enemy. Should I worry? Number of bottles of water I have had-3 Number of games we have played-4 Number of times "Let it go" has played-18 Current song in my head- "Highway to hell" is this a premonition?
  7. 1300- she has constructed a wall with archers in the back between the front and the back seats. She is now calling herself the queen of the back dwellers.
    Number of times I have thought of calling my therapist-3 Number of times I have thought of calling 911- 2 Number of times "Let it go" has played-22 Current song in my head "Crush"
  8. 1530- she has begun sharpening her barbies into spears. And I am bleeding from my head. When did she hit me? Was it stabbed? Should I stop and get help or would that anger the queen?
    Number of bandages I have left-4 Number of hours remIning-4.5 Number of objects I have to defend myself from an attack-0 Number of times "Let it go" has played- upper 20s Current song in my head- "please God don't let her kill me"
  9. 1730- I think dinner has appeased the queen. She has granted my wish of finishing up the drive but Michaelangelo and the storm trooper must ride up front to make sure I don't try any funny business.
    I'm doomed Number of times "Let it go" has played- mid 30s I think.... Number of pints of blood I've lost-1
  10. 1930- we are 30 minutes away from our destination. I have been taken hostage by a demon.
    Sam and Dean winchester did not prepare me for this. I have no recourse and the Bible is in the trunk The radio is off but "Let it go" is still playing through the speakers...I'm not going to make it.
  11. 2000- I just crawled out of the car. My family is wondering what happened to me. They say I look like mad max after a big battle. I can't believe I survived
    ...... I have to drive back to Texas in 8 days........... Send help