TITLES OF BOOKS I COULD WRITE

  1. Mao, that's what I call Communism Part 2
  2. Stalin and Profilin
  3. Martin Luther Klingon: 95 Feces
  4. "I'm not in the mood": The Story of Marriage Part 1
  5. Brown Town: My Life as a Teenage Proctologist
  6. Sit on my Face: A Love Song to my Glasses
  7. How to Dine with Cannibals
  8. Courtesy Wipe
  9. "Please Don't Leave Streak Marks in the Toilet": The Story of Marriage Part 2