A GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO STAR WARS
Just had a marathon. Whew! I'm watching the new one tomorrow too, so from a girlfriend to another girlfriend, here's what I got. Inspired by @originalamericantrt
- •Everyone hates Jar Jar Binks, so we do too.
- •Jango Fett: #1 single dad.He wanted a baby so bad he cloned himself and taught him to be a bounty hunter. Aww!
- •Leia kissed Luke like a few times pre-"she's your sister"
- •Chewie gets yelled at by Han. A lot.
- •Ewoks are cute.
- •Anakin rolls around in the grass with Natalie Portman and she gets pregnant.With twins. Ohhhh. Anikan... you are the father!!!
- •Darth Vadar is just Anakin, but burned up without any limbs and most likely suffering a severe respiratory infection.
- •Force fields aren't that big of a threat.
- •Princess Leia maintains her resting bitch face.
- •Han and Leia start hooking up, but are only turned on by yelling at each other.
- •Episode 1-3: Yoda is calm, agile, and badass.
- •Episode 4-6: Yoda is wise, but has definitely lost his marbles over the years. He also chills/dies in a swamp now.
- •Something else probably happened, but I was snacking.