HOW TO BE CONFIDENT WHEN YOU'RE NOT
My strange methods of "fake it till you make it"
- •Assume all Craigslist Missed Connections are about youYeah I was probably at Target on La Brea. Weird they think I have blond hair instead of red. I guess they will always think of me.
- •Listen to some "feeling bad ass music"Currently listening to Dark Dames playlist on Apple Music. Feel pretty cool after.
- •Hang out with old people.They will always make you feel young since compared to them you are.
- •Heels, big hat, leatherI automatically feel cooler with any or all of these items.
- •Wear sunglasses indoors sometimesI can barely see them, so they can't see me right. They probably think I'm famous or something.
- •Brand name perfume.I'm broke but Sephora gives samples. Yup, I'll be wearing that Marc Jacobs. Don't I smell so sensual!
- •Think about the apocalypse.Strange I know. But being the most flawless girl won't keep you alive in the apocalypse. Being smart will. I can name all 50 states. Therefore I will survive the apocalypse, flawless or not.
- •Eat wth chopsticks.It feels like you accomplished something with you day simply by feeding yourself.
- •Drink out of a wine glass.Wine, water, or Gatorade; sweatpants feel classier with a wine glass in your hand.