My strange methods of "fake it till you make it"
  1. Assume all Craigslist Missed Connections are about you
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    Yeah I was probably at Target on La Brea. Weird they think I have blond hair instead of red. I guess they will always think of me.
  2. Listen to some "feeling bad ass music"
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    Currently listening to Dark Dames playlist on Apple Music. Feel pretty cool after.
  3. Hang out with old people.
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    They will always make you feel young since compared to them you are.
  4. Heels, big hat, leather
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    I automatically feel cooler with any or all of these items.
  5. Wear sunglasses indoors sometimes
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    I can barely see them, so they can't see me right. They probably think I'm famous or something.
  6. Brand name perfume.
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    I'm broke but Sephora gives samples. Yup, I'll be wearing that Marc Jacobs. Don't I smell so sensual!
  7. Think about the apocalypse.
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    Strange I know. But being the most flawless girl won't keep you alive in the apocalypse. Being smart will. I can name all 50 states. Therefore I will survive the apocalypse, flawless or not.
  8. Eat wth chopsticks.
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    It feels like you accomplished something with you day simply by feeding yourself.
  9. Drink out of a wine glass.
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    Wine, water, or Gatorade; sweatpants feel classier with a wine glass in your hand.