I FELT GUILTY WHEN...
- •I didn't finish my coffee.The coffee gods would be pissed!
- •I didn't finish my wine.The wine gods would be pissed!
- •My stuffed animals couldn't all fit on my bed as a child.I didn't want any jealous vibes from the floor.
- •I lied about not having mints but I had mints.I'm trying to care about my own fresh breath. Not everyone who starts putting their hand out for a mint.
- •I forgot to water the plants.All the time.
- •When someone else didn't finish their wine.Wine deserves to be drank in its entirety.
- •I caught my best friend's hair dryer on fire.And carpet.