I FELT GUILTY WHEN...

  1. I didn't finish my coffee.
    The coffee gods would be pissed!
  2. I didn't finish my wine.
    The wine gods would be pissed!
  3. My stuffed animals couldn't all fit on my bed as a child.
    I didn't want any jealous vibes from the floor.
  4. I lied about not having mints but I had mints.
    I'm trying to care about my own fresh breath. Not everyone who starts putting their hand out for a mint.
  5. I forgot to water the plants.
    All the time.
  6. When someone else didn't finish their wine.
    Wine deserves to be drank in its entirety.
  7. I caught my best friend's hair dryer on fire.
    And carpet.